The Chip
Subject: 
             Dear Janice Evans
        Date: 
             Wed, 03 Nov 1999 22:54:37 -0500
       From: 
             Conrad Hubbard <conradhubbard@surfree.com>
    Reply-To: 
             email@conradhubbard.com
 Organization: 
             www.ConradHubbard.com
         To: 
             evansj@halifaxnc.com

I am currently requesting any information that you can provide that will
help me determine to which address I need to formally submit legal
actions to begin a suit against Halifax County, North Carolina, for
misrepresenting my public image, causing me numerous expensive long
distance phone calls, costing me hours of time at my normal employment
rate, and even causing me to have to pay a ticket twice and a subsequent
fraudulent DMV charge for supposedly not paying that ticket.

My name is Conrad Hubbard. I reside at [snip]. Ten years ago, I lived in 
North Carolina for a period of six months in Raleigh. During my exodus back
to Richmond, Virginia I failed to stop for a weighing station in my moving
U-Haul vehicle. As an honest person, I openly admit this fact, for at
the time I was unaware that this was illegal. This was irksome, as I had
no knowledge that even the smallest U-hauls had to be weighed, but I
paid my ticket like any citizen who feels helplessly victimized by the
government and feels as though they have no choice. Now Ten (10) years
later, after successfully procuring licenses in my home state of
Virginia to drive for a period of Ten (10) years, the Halifax County of
North Carolina has somehow bureaucratically screwed up and reached out
to disrupt my life once again.

In Georgia, they searched for nationwide license information when I
applied for my new license here upon my recent relocation to take a new
job and after all of these years, out of the blue, your county and state
have besmirched my record in such a way as to threaten my right to drive
in the state of Georgia, despite paying the strange ticket in question
and despite 10 years of time between the "offense" and the current time.
If, if, indeed, I had not paid this ticket as you "claim", then why wait
10 years? You have had 3650 days in which to reach me, plus a couple of
leap years in there? The Viet Nam War did not last so long. But then
again, you must know that, and be depending upon the helpless taxpayer
syndrome once again.

Well, indeed, I may find that I have little alternative but to have to
pay your fraudulent fees a second time, in order to clear my good name
in the state of Georgia from association with your state and county's
foul charges, but I promise you: I will write your Governor, your 2
senators, your representative and anybody else I have to reach in order
to see that justice is done. Further, I will post enough information
upon my websites to make sure that others do so as well. I shall also
encourage, for the duration of my lifetime, economic boycott of all
North Carolina products and tourism with those that I might be able to
influence. 

I am sure that you can recognize the indignant fury of
someone who has been falsely accused and has done their legal duty once
already. I cannot believe nor understand any reason why this is
happening to me other than willful incompetence on the part of the
Halifax Country courthouse's traffic division, followed by blind me-too
marches on the part of other branches of the county and state
government, and as there is little else for me to do about it as an
honest American citizen, I intend upon raising as much legal and media
stink about it as I can. 

Unfortunately, my faith in your system has been
shaken so thoroughly that I now feel as though I must create as large a
public record as possible so that your anachronistic system cannot
remotely hope to lose it again, or to overcome however many journalistic
sources I can successfully involve, and try to charge me once again
another ten years from now.

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Sincerely,

Conrad Hubbard

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