I was sitting drinking til I got high
when Daniel pushed a trashcan by
he was working hard cleaning up
so we could sit and eat with our feet propped up
but the young punks sitting at the next table
had to put Daniel under a label
I heard them say the words so mean
That's the lowest job I have ever seen
I mean can you imagine how he must feel
a job like that, be for real, 
I'd rather be a dumb waitress
whoa take a look at that tight dress
I was standing in a restaurant line
waiting for that lunch of mine
god this is slow I heard them say
it's not as if we have all day
hey look at that dumb slob
I'll bet she couldn't get another job
yeah you gotta love this fast food
who else would hire someone so crude
I got my meal and chuckled a bit
I let her feel that I heard it
I said out loud, You know They ain't shit
and turned to glare and dare them to repeat it
down dropped their eyes and not a sound
their gaze just locked to the ground
see some people are corrupted by the power
of the customer being right
but just how much for a hour
should we get paid for their spite
I say if you're standing in line
and hear some punk curse and whine
I say you know what you should do
you know you wish someone would do it for you.

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